Every year, thousands of new puddles grow inside the planet where I live. I usually look at these puddles for a long time because they confuse me. The puddles also look at me because I confuse them. Yesterday, I found fifty puddles that were confusing. Each of these puddles climbed on my shoulder and whispered in my ear for three hours. When the puddles finished, I called CNN and told them that the planet had a lot of confusing puddles. Everyone at CNN laughed at me and told me keep my puddles to myself.